MENU

You know you’re a teacher when…

Uncategorized/November 30, 2011

Got this from tumblr. and may I just say, Oh so true! I highlighted my favorites 🙂

 


HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TEACHER? 🙂
By Jeff Foxworthy


1. You can hear 25 voices behind you and know exactly who it belongs to.

2. You get a secret thrill out of laminating something.

3. You walk into a store and hear the words “It’s teacher” _________” and know you have been spotted.

4. You have 25 people that accidentally call you Mom at one time or another.

5. You can eat a multi-course meal in under twenty minutes.

6. You’ve trained yourself to go to the bathroom at two distinct times of the day: lunch and planning period.

7. You start saving other people’s trash, because most likely, you can use that toilet paper tube or plastic butter tub for something in the classroom.

8. You believe the teachers’ lounge should be equipped with a margarita machine.

9. You want to slap the next person who says “Must be nice to work 8 to 5 and have summers and holidays off.”

10. You believe chocolate is a food group.

11. You can tell if it’s a full moon without ever looking outside.

12. You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says “Boy, the kids sure are mellow today.”

13. You feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior when you are out in public.

14. You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.

15. You spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own needs.

16. You can’t pass the school supply aisle without getting at least five items!

17. You ask your friends if the left hand turn he just made was a “good choice or a bad choice.”

18. You find true beauty in a can full of perfectly sharpened pencils

19. You are secretly addicted to hand sanitizer or alcohol.

20. You say goodjob often and use the term pack-away when cleaning.

Little Dapitan- for your Home and Beyond

For the Home, Products We Love, Uncategorized, Where To's/December 29, 2019
No image

Bloglovin :)

Uncategorized/December 20, 2011

Nesting Instinct Part 2: Himig’s Corner

Uncategorized/February 12, 2014
No image

Simone’s Closet Handmade Accessories Giveaway

Uncategorized/January 7, 2012
No image

Dearest ★boy =)

Uncategorized/July 25, 2009
No image

All endings are also beginning

Uncategorized/June 15, 2009

Comments:

    ^^ SO true!
    I love Item 1! ^^

    Thanks for following! ^^

    This was so fun to read! Think I've called a teacher "mom" once too before. LOL

    ♥♥ Megann of STYLE SURGERY

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *